Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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