I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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