he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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