Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
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