For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Operation Purity has been aborted
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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