3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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