Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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