??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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