is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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