He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
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