just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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