i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
How does one acquire holy water?
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
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