I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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