That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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