Are we in a gay sports bar?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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