But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
