my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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