butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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