dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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