somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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