no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
