i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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