It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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