road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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