I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
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