STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
a search helicopter?!
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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