No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
They left me at home... I'm a liability
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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