Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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