There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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