So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
Randomize
