Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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