Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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