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i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
You're having sex and i just smoked and made oatmeal...i'll give you some time to be jealous
If you dedicate your next bite to me, I'll dedicate my first orgasm to you.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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