I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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