Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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