they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Randomize
