Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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