its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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