CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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