i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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