Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
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