Ambien. No doubt about it.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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