life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
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