I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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