Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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