In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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