He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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