A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
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