At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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