well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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